"Intellectual" men are the worst.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

I'm perfectly content with looking like a bear. But I lost the bet, and those were the agreed upon terms. Still worth it though, if I had won the bet my friend would have had to eat a ghost pepper.

Many of the "X had plastic surgery!" claims focus on the nose, and I really wonder whether it's just aging that causes noses to change in appearance. Don't noses "continue to grow" throughout our lives? I just compared my pictures between my first (age 17) and most recent (age 37) passports, and the nose is definitely…

Because we're all supposed to accept our own bodies as they are. Or some bullshit like that. I dunno, I chopped up my body and never looked back... except to see if I missed a spot XD

There's a link on that Kris Jenner article to a slideshow called "Chunky Ham Hocks: 10 Female Celebs with Cankles."

No, I would be Blanche Devereaux.

WATE U GUYS HOW DO U RILLY SPELL IT

Stole my idea for an IUD tat!!

That JLo photobomber is the BEST. So funny. This also seems like an appropriate moment to talk about the time I photobombed Madonna and her boyfriend when we all got off the Eurostar from Paris. I don't have a hope of competing with that guy, but I did manage to look straight at the camera and pull a face.
Sadly, now…

LOL ELLE EVANS IS THAT MISS TEEN LOUISIANA THAT GOT ARRESTED WHEN SHE TRIED TO RETRIEVE THE PURSE/WEED/ID SHE LEFT BEHIND AT A RESTAURANT WHEN SHE TRIED TO DINE AND DASH. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Hahahaha O ELLE u so jelly, you're not even being subtle. You'll never have a fraction of Miley's cash, and you actually had to prance around naked while letting a soggy-lipped old man blow cigar smoke into your open mouth.

I am ok with this

I would not have been surprised if it was real, as this was at my local Burlington when I went there a few months back.

It sounds like a Shiba Confessions meme, I love it.

I wash my hair with bar soap... DIAL bar soap! and it looks f-ing fantastic.

Omg! Why would you tell someone not to google something!
I didn't even finish reading the article before googling. I feel sick.
You made me use 2 exclamation marks

A hickey is such a weird thing to lecture about.

My defunct cat, Tigresse, would skulk along the balcony railing from one apartment to another, bringing back underwear, bras, and stockings (much the worse for having been dragged). There was great drama the day she squeezed into our neighbor's apartment and ate every single tiny orange leaf off their ancient bonsai…