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Thanks!! He really is such a GoodBoy. Varmint killer and snuggler extraordinaire. 😊💕

*Raises hand sheepishly* Yeah I do this. I wear different ones according to my mood, and keep a pretty respectable(?) collection. Favorite celebrity ones are Paris Hilton CanCan and Brittany Spears’sFantasy (don’t laugh, men loooove these). My next buy is Rihanna’s latest (name escapes me but yummy!) Rn I’m in My

Herd all the stray kitties over there! Or wiener dogs. Mine will happily devour all the rats and Chipotle trash on his own.

Why are we angry at Kim for wanting attention? It’s her job, let her be a happy cutiepie.

Alluded. :)

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Yes! This is my fave example of fake dad irritation at cats:

I love how deeply you committed yourself to that rant, like you’ve been storing it up. :’D

The reports of him filling prescriptions for Cialis and buying lube have me literally shaking and wanting to cry. My god, that poor child. Please, please let her get an excellent therapist and keep her off the Internet. She doesn’t need to see the kind of comments the awful redditor neckbeards are spewing.

What about regular aging? Shouldn’t he ideally be a teen forever since his cells regenerate?

I’ll see your inexplicable toe-on-toilet-paper and raise you a tooth on lipstick.

Formerly-sexy girl stopped making boners twitch as much.

For the last time: Yes there was room but It sank every time he climbed on. He could fit just fine, but they’d both be underwater. Why has this caused so much confusion? The real question should be, why did she pull his poor frozen fingers off and drop him? He might’ve been resuscitated, cold preserves! Or at least

The Mormons are the face of progress now.

Gabrielle is grumpy. Sweet pictures of young lovers snuggling is far nicer than reading about Ann Coulter, oil pipelines, and politics. More therapeutic, fluffy nonsense like this, pls.😊

There’s a local woman here in Oklahoma who once drunkenly flashed her tits at a cop and got arrested. She’s now forced to live in a hotel on the outskirts of town, along with many other sex offenders, many of whom are violent. Her sixteen year old daughter is constantly threatened by them. I’m so thankful that the

“low and behold her magazine was on the table...”

Lindy must do a review! We can still get her to, right?

This is what I've been screaming in my head while reading these comments. Perfectly said.