Saline solution doubles the life of mine. I wear tons of cheap Maybelline.

I always tell my kids they're lucky that beta endorphins exist because they're impractical, parasitic pets. I'm a warm, fuzzy mommy.

That's really good advice. Mine has low T and PTSD and is being helped by doctor and therapist, but what you said makes me feel better. I would definitely still choose him even if our vows contained a celibacy clause.

As the wife of a wonderful man who has low T from SSRIs and rapid weight loss, I can confirm. It’s sad to love someone who doesn’t crave your touch, but pressure and coersion are poison. Doctor is helping, slowly, thank Spaghetti Monster.

Clary tells it. :)

Isabella Rossellini was my favorite, then I saw Green Porno and I now worship her for her weirdness and naturally-aged perfection.

My friend’s wedding included personalized gifts and cards for each member of the bridal party because she’s a Class Act.

What a gorgeous weeniegirl! I love her white face!

Omg I can't think of anything more painful. There’s nothing conservative people love more than punishing “bad moms”. They’re terrified that people will find out they have the same flaws and vulnerabilities, I think.

I had a friend whose 10- wk-old baby died. She vacillated between utter ruin and Princess Charming. Women are programmed so deeply to be pleasant, it’s automatic. At the funeral she was heartbreaking: one minute smiling widely and shrieking in delight when she greeted attendees, then the next minute staring off into…

*Except* for Yondu! “These boys wanted to eat you! They ain’t never tasted Terran before. I saved your life!” <3

Beatle the Weenie is sad.

My 4yr old fixing dad's hand.

Mark, you need to find and draft Lindy for this experiment! Pleeeeeze make a video with her!

Rodentia. That's all I needed and now I can sleep. Sweetest, fuzziest word ever. :)

I've seriously been watching Riker & Picard off and on since like 3 hours ago because it's the happiest thing I've ever seen. I love that he just collapses on him. I want to know what they're laughing at!

Adultosaur, you are a salve on the wound Burt left behind. You must become a Jez writer, you're needed.

And it was her second child, so there's a little kid at home who lost his/her mom for 7 years. How very "pro-life"! :(