My healthy, non-sweaty husband on day 3? Divine, sweet, mild musk. Other ppl with shitty diets/body chemistry that clashes with mine? Gaggy swamp rot. Science:)

My weird snort woke up my weenie dog.

Ari, just wanted to say I love your posts about your wife. You sound like the greatest people and it's heartwarming to read bits and pieces of your lovely, healthy marriage. I wish you had a blog to show newlyweds how to "do marriage". Now I'm smiling and will go kiss my lovely husband for no reason.:)

I just cry-laughed through this whole thing and peed a little in my nice, bubbly, lavender bath. Thanks, Seize!

Omg I saw the handsomest man at the store yesterday, dressed in the coolest girl-jeans and Christmas kittens sweater. He smelled amazing. Hot, fabulous fashionista men can rock anything perfectly. He gave me confused feelings, but mainly awe.

Wat?! That's the idealistic honeymoon period before he even knows you poop, and when you pretend lingerie is comfortable!

I tried this and it turned out badly for me, though the premise is still sound, as you can attest. I married my great friend who loved me passionately but for whom I had no passion. Lots of laughs until it slowly began to dawn on us both that I was faking it. He got mean and I got cold and it finally imploded…

This was the moment I fell in love with this man:

Orange is the New Black season 1 finale. I looooooved that part and those nuns:D

^fun night!

"YES! Also, something may be burning. I have completely dissociated from my surroundings at this point."

His long-term love is Courtney Love, so there's one explanation...And disgusting that he spit, that's sick. Sorry that happened, and creepy that he thought you'd be amenable to a hug..?!

And at the end, he brought his sweet "Space Boy" on stage and he was so happy. It was the sweetest.

Spaceboy, if you'd been at the last Ravinia festival you'd change your mind, he's weirdly better than ever! LyonsKing and I may have drunkenly scaled a building and stolen a huge advertising flag with his face on it that might look great in our music room right now, because we're 15-yr-old vandals.

Weezer was gorgeously bitchy-looking and +1 for her awesome name!

My son is named Corgan, and we have an entire room dedicated mostly to Billy and the SP. His support of animal shelters just gave LyonsKing more reason to squee:) And I love the Silver Fox but he was being a mean bitch and is hopefully giggling now and admitting that he deserved that...:)

But what if I want to go to the moon and then grow long silver hair and carry a gnarled crone staff and wear wolf-howling tee shirts and tend to my herb garden beside my wizard cottage in a twisted, eldritch forest? You can't do that stuff correctly until you're at least a respectable 68.

I too am having trouble trying to even. I watched this a hundred times and still can't. It makes me want my mom, aunts and grandmas!

He's still a fuzzy baby. He'll change colors as he matures.

This is not happening. You're the reason I came to this site. I'm seriously depressed and weirdly freaking out. Ok I'm breathing. I'm so happy that you're moving on in your life but you've seriously become my favorite writer and I'll be following your work forever. Thank you so much for everything you write. I'm…