Years ago my 5'1" friend's turd-ish boyfriend called the police on her. The report was as follows, almost verbatim; I'll never forget it:

Actually, better to jail them before they get pregnant because sometimes the manslaughter occurs before the suspect is aware of her status as a special breeding pod.

"Suspected fetus". Translation: it's a first trimester miscarriage and barely resembles a human, and about 99% of the other "suspects" (girls) will go through the same thing or have already, whether they know it or not. I hope no other crimes are happening in tx because that's a LOT of wombs to monitor. It'd be so…

Feminists believe that enthusiastic consent on both sides is a requirement. Lots of men have naturally lower sex drives but they're shamed into thinking they're supposed to be sex machines, so no one talks about it. As long as you're in a healthy, equal relationship, it's important to keep your partner satisfied even…

+1000 for Nympho reference:)

It is extremely common but because men are expected to be sex machines, no one talks about it. It induces shame from the men and women both, because women think they're unsexy or he's cheating, and the men just hate themselves. I agree that if you have an equal, loving partner you should try to keep them satisfied and…

I was wiping away tears from laughing at this; your description perfectly illustrated my *exact* reactions to this story.

WHO...is...that??? He's not real...?

This news changes my life:)

This is actually groundbreaking news for me, that solves the biggest problem for LyonsKing and me. He actually doesn't mind my awkward segue to the bathroom for tampon removal but it pisses me off. Yay!!

Beautiful! What's it called?

I'm positive that you should leave, yes. He either chooses you or he doesn't, but you're nobody's "mattress" to buffer him from loneliness if his chosen one doesn't work out. You could waste long, painful years there while bypassing wonderful men. You are beautiful and wonderful; don't settle. Internet hugs if you…

Yes! And he'd knit her bikinis and mix Mai tais and they'd be sooo happy they'd never come off their boat. Why can't she see how much better it would be!?

Dear god, that's cruel. I'm so sorry.:(

Oh, I can't fathom how delightful that would be! I'm just going to pretend.

Aww, he was a sweet-looking fellow, and so worried about that rug. I'm sorry for your loss.

A month is a long time, but it's good to know when this tinny, nasally, Minnie Mouse voice will go away. Thankfully mine isn't needed for work like yours. I typically have a medium-to-high tolerance for pain, but the sponge removal today actually made me yell/scream, it was so painful! Then I cried hysterically for…

Omg lmao! I love your dad now. Those were very important lyrics to know, he was making sure you weren't a common barbarian, ignorant of Mannfred's message. A true scholar. :D

Aww, those faces are the same! Yay for sweet, tattood daddies and their girls!