How does it feel to be such a joke of a person? You might not be able to measure someone’s fandom by whether or not they watch international sporting events live, but you can measure how shitty of a person they are when the expect the world to come to a screeching halt because they didn’t. I’m not angry at all. Sorry…

Nah man. Lewis just needs to finish 5th or higher next week. Vettel now needs to outscore Hamilton by 16 points in Mexico in order to just stave off elimination.

I’d bet you’d be wrong there. Not like Jalopnik is going to change anyways, since it’s their job to report the news. Don’t like it? Avoid Jalopnik on Sundays until after you finished your DVR of the race. No one cares about your life, and the world isn’t going to stop because you keep whining.

Here’s an idea: You’re not important. Jalopnik gets more clicks and comments from putting the news in the headlines than they do without. Shut up. No one cares that your life prevents you from watching sporting events live.

Race results are also not spoilers. It’s the news.

Dear What-a-witty-name, fuck off. No one cares that you don’t care enough about the sport to watch it live and expect the world to put itself hold so your conceited ass can browse the internet at your leisure without having the news reported to you.

No one cares of you hate the spoiler headlines, especially not Jalopnik. They wrote an entire article about why you’re wrong for complaining about Jalopnik reporting the news.

What makes you think I “but not all men”’d anything? If anything I “but actually pretty much everyone”’d it.

Most women have as well. Why are you gendering this?

Thanks your your wisdom. I hope you’re proud.

“He should never, EVER refer to his professional colleagues as boys and girls, especially if he’s their superior.”

Why?

“Overall, though: unless I know the person well, I err on the side of not calling a woman a “girl” or a man a “boy.””

Perhaps he knows his colleagues well.

You must really enjoy sniffing your own farts.

Thank fuck. I have no idea how anyone thinks any Ecco game is fun. It’s so terrible!

Okay, so now you think you can tell me what I thought about something. It’s a pretty easy way to tell that you’re on the wrong side of an argument when you start putting thoughts in people’s heads.

The only thing I know is that there’s plenty of reasons to dislike barstool sports, but the mere fact that so many people…

I bet you have.

If the same shoe fits.

Why is that obviously condescending? What if he refers to the males that work there as “boys”, and was just being consistent? Is he being condescending to everyone in that case?

So legally, a mint condition original copy of Action Comics #1 is worth 10 cents, and not the $3 million someone just paid for it. A retail store never sold it for more than 10 cents in 1938 did they?

I think if I burned one of those in front of the owner, I’d owe them a lot more than a dime, legally, wouldn’t I?

I do not believe you. There are many common phases and common parlances that pretty much every english speaking person has used that refers to men as boys. Ever mention the phrase “boys will be boys” in any context or referred to a predominantly male industry or organization as an “old boys club”, or a man who is…

That’s horse shit. If Valve wasn’t deciding some items are worth more than others, then there would be an equal opportunity at getting any of them equally. This is not the case. Valve intentionally made a digitial knife that only one person who plays the game will ever own. That is artificially creating a…