Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

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He was a horrible man and I’m glad he’s dead. 

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of…

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

No worries. Who can keep track of this stuff?

It’s probably the young Apocalypse from Uncanny X-Force, who was stolen from his cultists and raised by the X-Men. He’s been kicking around these books for a few years now.

I hope you understand that you are literally arguing that being “inconsiderate” (ie. failing to consider how your actions impact those around you) doesn’t make you a dick.

On many airlines the difference between coach and first class is anywhere from 1.5 - 2x the price. Now, if you’re travelling with family double, triple, or quadrule that 1.5 or 2x price increase.

Good. He’s funny, and the controversy was ridiculous.

This is made better by the fact that this wasn’t just Utley stopping by to throw a ceremonial first pitch, it was actually Utley’s freaking RETIREMENT CEREMONY (and he’s one the most beloved athletes in Philadelphia’s history). 

Officers: You can leave now.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

She is ridiculously hot.  Too distracting in any movie.  

That’s what Luc loves about his leading ladies, man.  He gets older, they stay the same age.

True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice M.L.T.

The device doesn’t get “hot” like you think it does. These devices use an electric current, with far less voltage/amps than a cellphone uses, and concentrates it to the “coil” in the atomizer/cartomizer or pod. The “e-liquid” has a low boiling point so that it will change into a gas at lower temps. The temp isn’t high…

Hey thanks! I’m glad you enjoy my stuff on the weekends!

Zack, I gotta say man, since you took over weekends, I have started actively looking forward to weekend Kotaku because of gems like these.