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Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

American soldier here, and I’m sorry to say, but protests don’t come when they are convenient for the disaffected. They are spectacles intended to grab the attention of those not paying attention. And kneeling during the anthem?...come on. It’s a racist song designed to play on the self-serving, blind allegiances of

I'm all for spelling, punctuation, and effective sentence structure.

Good. He’s funny, and the controversy was ridiculous.

This is made better by the fact that this wasn’t just Utley stopping by to throw a ceremonial first pitch, it was actually Utley’s freaking RETIREMENT CEREMONY (and he’s one the most beloved athletes in Philadelphia’s history). 

Officers: You can leave now.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

She is ridiculously hot.  Too distracting in any movie.  

That’s what Luc loves about his leading ladies, man.  He gets older, they stay the same age.

Hey thanks! I’m glad you enjoy my stuff on the weekends!

Zack, I gotta say man, since you took over weekends, I have started actively looking forward to weekend Kotaku because of gems like these.

The charge:

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

At first I was like, and then I was like.

Hate to say it, but D&D made the right decision and maintained a holistic vision for the show’s ending. Excellent direction would have been jarring alongside piddle-poor writing.

Nah, it’s literally always the cop.

“Draymond Green” is always the correct answer to this question.

Impeachment is a waste of time. The Senate won’t take it up and Trump will claim it as a victory.  

Cool. So the Dems should just waste everyone’s time engaging in an impeachment that’ll get shot down and stopped dead by the GOP who controls the Senate and Supreme Court and Trump comes out of that more popular and electable than before?