Actually breaking Twitter would be the best possible use of Keanu’s considerable power and the final notch I’d need to cast my vote for canonization. 

I kinda agree with the vegeterian not ordering a not meat product from a place thats cooking “meat” for a living , there is bound to be contamination like it or not 

I kinda suspected it was Kate too. Now we know.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

Dont take me for one of the many commentators calling you out for the “underrated/overrated” statement, cuz i simply dont give a crap.

A Die-hard 3 scenario?

Congrats to Mexican-American King Hippo on his defeat of Mr. Sandman..

If anything is to be taken from this story, is the reiteration of the fact that I hate Drake.

We would also have to give up at least a half-dozen first-round draft picks for Mexico to take the deal.

He could be the next Matt Wieters!!!

My thoughts exactly. I come to The Root in part to get my privilege humbled via reminder of the clown-ass nature of my similarly-hued cohort, but this goes miles beyond the recommended daily allowance of “what the fuck, fellow white people?” needed to achieve that aim.

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

There’s zero reason for gaming companies to not pursue an esport, because the company itself is not held accountable for wasting VC money. Overwatch really is the biggest culprit of this. They released a game out of beta, and before its full release had been on the market, they already had plans in motion to make it,…

The ads went a long way to establish a douchey reputation. Seriously, they were extremely irritating.

I’ve been waiting 22 years for this clip to be relevant, and now it finally has happened!

Michael Keaton was the BEST Batman. 

Twilight was dumb but Robert Pattinson is good and I want to see him in that lighthouse movie. And Michael Keaton was a great Batman. Come at me.

Look carefully at this man. Trump is not an outlier. He is representative of the people who run the capitalist world: Men with a low predator’s cunning and no morals who have rarely had to work a day in their lives and have been told “no” even more rarely. Most of our society looks up to them and wants to emulate them.

Kill Bill franchise is brimming with heroines and villainesses. I don’t get this.