#DonaldTrump needs to understand that women who have had#abortions are already in a prison of guilt and shame.

Do tell me, Frank Pavone, how else do women feel about subjects? Can you tell me how I should feel right now reading this article? Help, is this a prison of frustration and disgust?

I could read these entries all goddamn day. I hate-watch the RH franchises like it’s my job. But let us not forget our favotire batshit crazy, cringe in discomfort-inducing housewife... RIP whatever your name is:

It’s like the Hollister of restaurants.

I do remember enjoying the fries and eating them so quickly and aggressively that my date did not get to have very many.

But if the laws don’t apply to them then is there any punishment for doing something normally illegal against these people? Have they thought this through? Can anyone just come up and steal their things or beat them unconscious if the laws don’t apply to them?

Is it me, or are we seeing a lot more of these “sovereign citizen” whackjobs as of late?

He’s about a solid Martin Shkreli

you raid our uteri, we’ll raid your home. QUID PRO QUO, FUCKFACE.

Also, just like a bunch of millenials to not recognize the opportunity to have some art that Delia Deetz from Beetlejuice would have killed for.

I was really hoping the fundamentals were going to spell something out with their capital letters, like Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent.

I can only imagine how hairy the Kardashians would be without laser treatments. Kim’s mustache would be thicker than her husband’s.

Cream cheese would be *acceptable if it were on a bagel with the banana.

I was hoping it’d be something like marshmallow fluff or some other sweet spreadable. If only jez had some sort of sub-blog that dealt with food or the food industry. Maybe that can call it... food-in-net to celebrate the people who go out to sea to get us crabs.

No lie, I gagged when I saw that sandwich.

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

blonde dragon lady in the horrible wig