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And I don’t even mind the Kardashian pieces! They can be funny, and a direct reflection of that which our society seems to value, today.

Totally true. The Kardashians wouldn’t be as famous without the sex tape but i feel the Jenners would have made up for it eventually. With pimp mom Kris and with Caitlin’s transformation, even if the Kardashians didn’t get that famous, the Jenners would.

To continue a conversation begun, last night (anyone?).

I think that even without the sex tape, this crew would be famous to some degree, just not at this ridiculous level and for this fucking long. Their loathsome Momager definitely has skills to turn shit into gold and is thirsty AF to be rich and famous.

“I don’t even think he’s stupid.”

How do we have thigh gap in fashion at the same time as very big, often artificially oversized asses? HOW?

Ugh, you just know that Mr. Peanut photoshopped that thigh gap.

That’s one thing I won’t slam Kelly for. There are plenty of real reasons! But her size, not one of ‘em. I don’t think that’s okay to begin with, but especially not in Kelly’s case.

Funny you should mention Kelly’s short-lived stint in music. Recently I’ve begun re-watching O’Grady (high-school setting, but recommended viewing for anyone of any age who enjoys surreal cartoons), for which she provided the theme song. It’s terrible, but weirdly fits the delightfully absurdist show.

It’s called a litter. What are you, a poor?

Girl! Just wear lower heels! This makes me sad for your feet. :(

It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

The further along we get through the Republican primary the more and more it is clear to me that Donald Trump doesn’t want to be President. I’m sure he has realized that being POTUS is a thankless job and that it would be far more profitable for him to be someone who was robbed of the position by the establishment and

“Take her to the juicing room”

I fucking hate the term “natural childbirth.” What you want is an unmedicated vaginal birth. There’s nothing “natural” about giving birth in a hospital under the supervision of doctors and nurses or in a manmade bathtub. Truly natural childbirth is fucking dangerous and traumatic, and medical technology has made it

Conversely, I haven’t changed my mind about Wendy Williams

No you wouldn’t. They’re too goddamn expensive.

This week the school board that I work for voted unanimously (parents, teachers and commissioners) for a policy that allows trans students to access services for whichever gender they identify with. Sucks that other places have things so ass backwards.

I never thought I’d be moved by a bank’s actions, but here we are.

I’m a reporter in NC who interviewed a handful of state legislators about their support / non support of HB2. Hearing several different people give the exact same (I mean literally the exact same) quotes about protecting families and cities (i.e. Charlotte) “overstepping their boundaries” really is a glimpse into how