It think the name was Simon?

I thought it was Lena Dunham?

To be fair, the price tag, which, alas, had just fallen off minutes before, was what he was really showing off.

Is that.... Lena Dunham in the pic off the DJ booth??

IDK. Have you ever seen My Cat From Hell? Sometimes they just attack.

To be fair, tokens are still used on Philadelphia subways.

I can vividly recall my cousin doing on the scene “reports” from family functions while her dad camcordered and she also wrote articles for her “newspaper” all of the damn time. I thought she was a precocious little snot back then. Well, today, she is living the dream in NYC making appearances on shows like GMA,…

I’m 5'7" and 175 lbs and I wear a size 10. Someone 15 pounds lighter than me would easily be an 8.

Meh. Works for Putin.

its committee on the sanctity of life

I was too distracted by her uneven nipples to pay attention to what was being discussed.

Her guy friend in the trench coat and bare legs?

Brava!!!

What did you expect when you started putting hats on cats?

Your kid is going to have messed up teeth if you don’t keep the lemons out of her mouth!

True story: While in Vienna last summer, we stopped in a bustling pizza place to grab a few slices and we were legit the ONLY people in there eating pizza with our hands.

It was $45 when I bought it last year—- at Kmart of all places. The side-eye from the cashier was free, though.

Settle down and take your meds, grandpa. No one is advocating for grown men having sex with young teens or children. I’M SAYING that in less sexually repressed societies, an age difference of a few years between an older teen and a young adult isn’t anything to twist your panties over. Sheesh, take your SJW down a…

Remember when they were selling bundles of three sticks for like $40? Or when they sold a couple of fall leaves for $20? Good times. Be free, you crazy Free People!

Actually, it’s your bias showing. Americans are so hung up on sex that it’s all they can see when two people spend time together. European (and other) countries that let women go bare-breasted on beaches or allow nudity on TV without the ZOMG boobies!!! crowd losing their minds do not have the issues that we have…