I swear I never knew it was coming—— because I was coming!

Oooh, I did it once while hubby was going down on me! I tried to play it off as a queef but we both knew better. It took him quite awhile to get back in the saddle, so to speak.

19 years.... so far.

Kayliee...nah. I know someone whose son is named Kaylub. Really.

See, and you would think she would knwo that considering her only higher education is a certificate to be an esthetician.

Philly, yes? I lived two blocks from there for years.

And never do shots with your kids around.

Notice how Europeans, not Muricans, were responsible for slavery in America.

Fear not. Trump is the best thing the democrats have going for them right now.

Also, fun fact: If you can get a private donor for an organ (say a realtive or friend who is a match), Medicaid/Medicare won’t pay for any of it. You have to get on the national list in order for it to be covered. Some major insurance companies have the same rule. How fucked is that??

This is a myth

Is this guy the brother of the christian vlogger dude who just got caught in the Ashley Madison thing? He looks and acts just like him!

Okay, yes? I don’t know who this guy is and I don’t follow sports. But Cole is definitely 12. He wasn’t as big as he is now a year-year and half ago. His dad was also a major league ball player. Nice kid, super-grounded and humble.

Nope. That team is local to me and Cole has been playing with my nephew for a few years. He’s 12.

The conversation between Page and Cruz went well beyond the handful of sentences quoted above. HuffPo reports:

Can confirm. I had a ‘fuckboy’ in college in the early 90s

True story:

They did in the mid-90’s

This has reinforced our decision to send our daughter to an all-girls high school next year, despite “well-meaning” family members who swear it will turn her into a lesbain or a slut. : /

Why do you like and admire America very much? Cuz, from the inside looking out, it seems pretty second-string.