Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.

1. The coffin lid was open

Tho I am a cisgender hetero woman, I am also sick to death of women’s clothing, especially regarding price and quality. So I wear men’s boxer briefs. Get the extra long legged ones for no thighrub. Pack of 5 for $20 or less. My butt cheeks can never eat these. I get them at walmart and my abandonment of ‘normal’ is…

Tho I am a cisgender hetero woman, I am also sick to death of women’s clothing, especially regarding price and…

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I personally know about a guy who didn’t have insurance because my stupid state didn’t expand Medicaid. He ignored the signs of being pretty sick because his only option was the ER and he’d already been there a lot recently and couldn’t afford it.

Slightly related: I am a dual US/UK citizen. The difference to how US entry goes for US citizens to how it goes when I go into the UK is crazy. In the US I have to put all this info into a machine, tell them where I’m staying etc. (Why? As a US citizen can’t I come in even if I have nowhere to stay?) Then I have to…

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

“we decided to give open relationship a try”

I have never understood this about the american system. What is the point?

It’s not Mario Kart if you’re not shouting expletives and cursing someone’s existence.

Patiently waiting for scientists to investigate these shenanigans.

Zip it!

Exclusive footage of you reading this blog when you didn’t have to.

Dakota deserves a special award, seriously. There is some not-in-the-script magic that she can add, and does, to some of those otherwise mundane scenes. A slight smirk or even a twinklee eye thingy.

Is this the part where he purposefully “puts” hickeys all over her chest area so she can no longer wear bikinis to the beach? As a “punishment” for going topless for like, five minutes? How romantic, you guys. Let’s all swoon together!

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

The pancake machine at the old Gawker office lasted about two weeks before breaking, but I feel like you could monetize these pancake bites?

No they’re actually selling you a package that happens to come with a hard mode and a map tracker. Said package also comes with a 45 floors challenge mode, more story, a new dungeon and “added challenges”. All of this for $20, and Nintendo has produced some quality DLC in the past.

There actually is something in that article that surprised me. I’m genuinely startled that Johnny Depp, who billed himself as a Capital-A Actor long after he started mostly doing big, dumb, family movies, doesn’t bother to memorize his lines anymore. Wasn’t that one of the signs that Marlon Brando had given up on…

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.