For almost $200, I’d think it would go around the house and pick up any trash it found, then fold the laundry and put it away.

For almost $200, I’d think it would go around the house and pick up any trash it found, then fold the laundry and…

If it was not for reading articles about it I never would have known that the mechanic was cut.

Yes, yes, we all know about the ardent insistence on calling any localization change censorship nowadays.

Who the hell buys ANYTHING that has the smallest storage size. Hell 32gb is barely enough for my PHONE let alone a damn console. Nobodies fault but their own.

On the up side, not buying it is free.

Immediate reaction.

I’m having real trouble playing this game, because on ultra I just keep stopping and panning the camera around and muttering “holy shit” like a madman.

If LEGO were a religion, those frightening people who are part of the no-stud subset would be the radical fundamentalists.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Some people have trouble separating sex from love and other people seem to have trouble separating emotional vulnerability with sex/love.

It always shocks me how many people I run into who just don’t turn their computer off. It sucks power, makes noise and heats up the room while you’re sleeping!

Kamala Khan is the best Peter Parker.

Imagine being told that if you worked hard just like your parents did you would get the same opportunities they would, so you go into life expecting that just by the sheer power of your effort you will succeed. Only now ten other people are vying for your job who grew up hearing the same thing.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”