maybe that’s the new name for my IUD...my little wombman that keeps the eggs from becoming babbys

You don’t need antibiotics, you need probiotics. A cup of yogurt spooned into your vag should work well, or just squeeze a GoGurt up in there. Good as new. Smells like strawberries.

Its all about retaining its freshness and shape. Dont want a musty moth eaten womb now do you?

Wombmen.

Or...

Just do an “otherkin” search on tumblr, you’ll see.

Her owners should do the responsible thing and spay her.

A dangerous hole to fall into....

I thought I was a cat but it turned out I was just really into musical theater.

Madeleine, if you start researching into the world of otherkin you will find things you will never be able to unsee

“NO ONE CAN FORCE YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION. NO ONE — NOT A PARENT, NOT A HUSBAND, NOT A BOYFRIEND — NO ONE.”

You know, web browsers have bounties on bugs and glitches if they can be identified and reported to the developer. Nintendo should be paying (or at least thanking) people like Anonymous Joe, not shutting down specific videos that show the glitches in action.

It’s all harmless fun until you look in the cockpit and see this

Y’know, I’m a fan of the book. It’s a really fascinating read, beautifully written about the mind of a disgusting pedophile. Nabokov pulls no punches about him, and he’s clearly an unreliable narrator, unsympathetic character, and terrible person, while Dolores is a complete victim. But this Lolita subculture thing?…

I live in Bakersfield and the graphics in Fallout 1 are much better. There’s also less shooting

In his defense, this is the reporter:

But looooooook at his cute wittle face. From afar. Through binoculars.

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

YOU MEAN BLACK PEOPLE DO OTHER STUFF AND JUST LIKE LIVE THEIR LIVES AS BEST THEY CAN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?