News flash: paraplegics unable to run marathon & man with no arms loses thumb war.

Okay fine. 3 days in a row now. I guess I just won’t come to Jezebel at work anymore.

THIS is a Nixon watch:

THIS is a Nixon watch:

I believe the bug that needed to be wiped from existence was called “Ryckert”

Followed closely by MRA Tacos

That game got boring so fast to me. I suppose it’s because I didn’t want to spend any money though.

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

Jibanyan died as a cat after being hit by a moving vehicle. I find this rather morbid.

I replaced Facebook with reddit. That was more beneficial than it sounds.

They had the PERFECT opportunity to classify feminine hygiene products as necessary goods and remove the luxury tax! Why did this not happen!

More snow then, please

ding ding ding

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Sad but true. Essentially any place where men are the dominant power forces have hidden sexual abuse and harassment scandals because men get away with it. No male-dominated industry has escaped it.

I love that this one is a female Pikachu.

Who’s in favor of Benedict Cumberbatch voicing detective Pikachu for the western release?

I enjoyed this, because I quit Twitter a year ago and haven’t looked back. It is true how it starts to govern your life, as if a missed tweet would have some sort of consequence to it.

Sadly, I bet it’s something boring like a bug in some GPS code that when it can’t lock a signal under some rando circumstance it gets stuck and happens to begin & end it’s search at coordinates in their house. We could spice up the theory by imagining that the code is supposed to start at random coordinates, but the…

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”