After my marriage ended about 5 years ago, I embarked on the road of finding my next long term relationship. Since I have a problem with dating at the workplace, the only logical choice was to go online. For 2 years of unsuccessful attempts at meeting women who mostly misrepresent themselves, I met my current…

This is awesome and exactly what I was thinking.

But she sure as hell got life-saving heart surgery when she needed it.

“Because she has probably been aborted,”

Stop kink shaming Mother Teresa!

Poor people are the kindling for the fire of faith.

My parents give me flak for meeting people online “but you don’t really know them” and all that. I'm BLIND. How much different is it hearing them talk in my face as opposed to over Skype?!

And remember Teresa loved the suffering of those she was supposedly caring for.

“Because she has probably been aborted,” said Mother Teresa.

Why do you think we haven’t had a woman as president yet?” First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton asked her guest over their lunch at the White House in 1995.

tfw ur pupils are gigantic but ur definitely not high on molly

“I am having too much success banging random women found on Tindr, and not enough success banging random women found in bars.” Rough life, man. Rough life.

Oooooh! Were there any infants there with magical Amber anti-teething necklaces?

The other day I took my kids to this homeschool thing at the local science centre. It somehow attracted the more umm...stereotypical homeschoolers that everybody here hates. That’s not usually how it is at these things.

Make sure to hold on to your children really tightly as you walk in to your doctor’s office though.

Technically speaking, wasn’t Jesus aborted? By God? Who sent him to DIE for us? Just sayin’.

Please tell me this is not a long haired child sitting behind this fella, and is in fact a GLORIOUS baby mullet.

This is basically a Dr. Seuss book...

Please disseminate between the clueless boomer parents among yourselves.