“breeds evolve when exposed to one another’s poop crystals”

This has to be due to server space, right? Nintendo is terrible about online still, and this just screams to me a leniently worded policy so they can wipe whatever they want from the servers so there’s still room for new content.

Yes. This trash can is ironic and cute. Vintage. See how they used rope instead of a metal handle. Oh the WHIMSY. This trash can is for effortlessly beautiful ladies with lofts in Brooklyn.

Those look like they’re part of the Super Mario mini figure collection. I purchased these myself before Amiibo were even a thing. There have been more than one Luigi since these came out in “series” sets. For example, Series 1 and Series 2 both contains Marios and Luigis.

I like to picture Obama having a designated member of his staff who’s job it is to monitor amiibo stock online and help track down those elusive ones he’s still missing.

“White Power Toothbrush“

“White Power Toothbrush“

They should pull a Pokemon trainer from Brawl and just put Tyrogue in there, and have his specials just momentarily evolve him into the Pokemon the move is based on

But, Pokemon RPG games already exist. They’re called Mystery Dungeon.

...I’m OK with this.

There’s nothing pretentious about Undertale. It’s got a well-written story with a multitude of charming characters, and at the same time can be incredibly challenging. Kind of like Earthbound.

oh noes, it’s not ultra-high-res artwork or ultra-detailed 3d models, oh noes it doesn’t tax my overpriced gpu to its maximum fartnoise like a triple-a game

Oh. I thought you were gonna talk about the PS1-esque or DS-looking

there was an A+ tweet during the golden globes that i am too lazy to find right now which had the perfect michael shannon description

For the life of me, I cannot understand why people seem to be so drawn to “business experience” as qualification for running the country. America is not just one giant amazon.com. Business experience is good, but it’s probably that you have government experience and understand how the public service sector works and…

Jedi should be above The Force Awakens as Evan said its total payoff the end to the six Episode Vader Fall/Redemption arc that is the heart of the story. Some of the best space battles of the original trilogy where you actually see Capital Ships fighting. Luke fully embracing and understanding his role in the…

How are things so fucked up in America that a woman can force two kids under 16 to work in a supermarket? In the UK, we have really strict laws governing the ages, working hours and pay of 16yo’s, and there are very very very few jobs for under 16's - Paper rounds mostly, and even then the liability issues and local…

Only seven years? Bullshit.

Buying any amount of twine for $36 is unacceptable and un-American. Weave twine out of your own back hair if you want to tie things.