It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.
LyingPhilanthropist
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It’s going to be fun this season, watching him pop open off a screen, just in time for a perfect look......
And yet, that class action suit still has fewer members than the nWo.
Lawyer: We’re going to get to the bottom of this.
God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.
Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.
Funny, my wife asked for much the same thing.
“I did not see that coming.”
If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue
Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.
If you replace “puck” with “girl” and “testicles” with “prom,” the exact same thing happened to me. That’s right, I took a girl to the prom.
Earnest, a tour bus operator, had the assist.
As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.
“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”
What kind of feces? Human? Or from the possible pet monkey? Or a dog? Or cat?
What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.
Ayesha?
Spicy hot take. Handle with care.
7.6/10 on the bayless scale