lyingphilantropist
LyingPhilanthropist
lyingphilantropist

I guess you could say that the death line-up’s play on the court in Game 7 was

Leicester’s title this year. Just the prolonged high performance. Even as a Chelsea fan, you had to start rooting for Ranieri’s boys towards the end.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

In 10 minutes I’m gonna do a lot more than cuddle. Hay-O!

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

I’m in my 30's and remember playing a Call of Duty game with my nephew and niece ages 11 and 9 at the time. They lit me the fuck up and that’s when I knew I was officially old. Little bastards.

Oh yeah, that’s some good Kinja right there. I’m gonna need another hit of that shit.

He cycled all the time in his playing days

Thanks for reading them!

Cristiano is just as capable of going out for a pack of smokes as my dad was

Fetty WARP

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

With the new Nike Air Porn, you’ll never be out of place in a scene.

Fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: Re: fwd: the blood was actually just paint

HamNo’s counterpoint: Hate yourself and continue to do burpees through your tears, as the memories of everyone taunting you in high school plays in your head forever. Don’t play music, don’t talk, don’t smile. Continue until you’re thin or you die.
Repeat as necessary.