Haha, no, late twenties, so we were prime age for this in the TGIF line up in the 90's.

She bragged the other day about knowing more than I think she knows about sex. And I was like oh yeah? And she said yeah I know everything. I ride a bus, mom. So I asked her about anal beads.

“I couldn’t put you in a Shakespeare movie, because they didn’t have black people then.” He literally said that. I told that casting director: “You ever heard of Othello? Shakespeare couldn’t just make up black people. He saw them.”

It really isn’t. I didn’t get shot, but cops really don’t know how to deal with autistic ppl, especially when they’re having a meltdown. They’re most likely not going to hurt anyone, knife or no knife. They’re scared and overwhelmed. This guy could have survived. There needs to be a better understanding of autistic…

This is just fucking horrible. It leaves a huge knot in my stomach. Since Kayden had Aspergers it is likely that in the midst of a meltdown he wouldn’t have been able to fully understand the ramifications of his actions. It is also possible that he could have just completely shut out anything the officers were saying…

Fearing for your safety isn’t a good enough reason to end a life, to me. It’s way too vague; it could mean the cops were afraid they’d get cut, maybe even need some stitches, or break a bone. But that’s part of police work, you might get cut or break a bone. The only time it should be acceptable to end a life is when…

The fact that this bitch gets anything done before her kid wakes up makes me call bullshit.

the fun fact here is that this wood nymph isn’t indian

Aww Rohan has been a popular Indian boy’s name for thousands of years.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

I feel like all people need to do, to get the real message of the book, is read the passage where he describes how he would love to knock Lolita up, so that by the time she has ripened pass the age of acceptance for him, he will have another little play thing ready to go.

“Oh boy, you got me a NINJA BARBIE?!” “Oh, no, dear, I got you a Kinja Barbie, to reflect a more realistic version of adulthood where you spend 75% of your day trolling comment sections.”

The middle spy squad doll looks exactly like something that would appear on the cover of a Mary Kate and Ashley movie from the early 2000s.

I feel for her and while I’m glad she got her daughter back, the state and the hospital were doing their job, which was to protect the child. I’m a pediatrician and see many parents who, to be completely honest, shouldn’t be taking care of their children without help. I’m not saying everyone with some developmental…

I could kinda see Obama as Isildur. An unexpected hero who manages to do what many thought impossible at a desperate hour, only to later be corrupted by dark power and cut down by his enemies before he can effectually do anything more of value.

I’m up with you until Clinton and Sanders. In my mind, flip the two:

Hillary as Gollum is really the only sensible route. Trump is more like a Balrog, representative of the scourge of fire and demon of terror that is budding American right-wing populism.

Pretty sure Fiorina is Lobelia Sackville-Baggins. You know, the unpleasant relation who keeps stealing Bilbo's silver spoons.

There are totally evil Ents - besides some bad apples that Treebeard talks about, trolls are supposed to be Morgoth’s evil version of ents.