6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Same. I'll be an almost-A-cup forever, I think. (I'm fine with the size of my boobs, but I wish there were actually decent bra options for me!)

Wait——- people saw that photo and they thought that the model was what is wrong with the picture??

She has the same body-type as almost every straight-sized model. I mean, she looks a bit pale but a) there's nothing wrong with being pale and b) if anything, get mad at the stylist/make-up artist.

I simply love Chris Pratt. Apparently a lot of his lines are ad-libbed, which makes me love him even more.

"Dumps like a truck truck truck" - HE IS TALKING ABOUT THE POOPS.

... 'beautiful baby'?

Oh look girls, we just got personal hygiene and proper underwear procedure mansplained to us. *eyeroll*

Wait. What are you trying to say?

Between this and your other comment, I am concerned that you do not understand (a) how female anatomy works, (b) how thong underwear works and/or (c) how bacteria works.

hahahaha. Oh sisqo what happened to you? We miss your silvery head!

Can we please talk about bidets? They are so mysterious to me. How is one used? What is the process? Do they work? Why don't Americans embrace them? I've always been curious about this!

Like men aren't the kings of dingleberries in ass hair.

Your southern neighbor Mainer here, I sleep naked in the winter. I just have blankets...and heat. Do you sleep outside? Brrr.

I don't wear thongs, but I am at the point where I want to tell my husband to start showering every time he poops, he has skid marks on ALL his boxers, and it is foul. He says it's because he is a chef who sweats his balls off working in a piping hot kitchen all day, so even when he wipes thoroughly and is clean,…

So Sisqo was actually requesting a cleanliness check?

why oh why aren't bidets everywhere?

Do people sleep with underwear on, like when they are not on their periods?

Slow clap for the graphic artist who did that pic.