Are you me? You're like a walking Coke advertisement.

I NEED TO READ THIS ASAP. My friend does, I mean. I need to proof it for that friend. That's why I said I needed to read it asap.

The article gives enough information to let us know the pregnancy was less than 20 weeks along, as that is the definition of miscarriage. No fetus is viable that early on. So yeah, we actually DO know one way or the other.

Fuck everything about this.

Stillborn =/= miscarriage. I doubt they would call it a miscarriage if it was a stillbirth. And it isn't a miscarriage if the fetus is viable. No, an investigation is absolutely not appropriate.

Of all the things that make my blood boil, this is possibly the most infuriating. I had a miscarriage earlier this year and spent enough time blaming myself (no, it was not my fault, and no one told me it was my fault). I cannot possibly imagine being treated as "suspect." I say this with absolutely no sarcasm at all:…

I don't want to jump to any conclusions here, but the reason they aren't screaming probably has something to do with her skin color and/or gender.

There IS a lot of pressure not to cancel a wedding, regardless of your status, the guest list, or how much money is being spent. Add to that the fact that most people under stress are likely to question such a big decision, and we are constantly told everyone gets "cold feet" before a wedding... Can you really blame…

I suppose I meant when talking to a doctor or other person who needs to know about bowel movements.

I would gladly give up quite a bit of my retained knowledge to feed a baby zebra.

express shock at how many men I had slept with. (6, for the record,

My friends and I were pretty much constantly pulling out the Encyclopedia Brittanica to look at the anatomy pages.

I'm genuinely curious as to what you'd rather have them say. I mean, I consider "shit" to be the more adult version of "poop," but it's not appropriate for polite conversation. Should I be saying "fecal matter"?

The it is referring to reproductive organs mentioned in the previous sentence I guess?

Sounds like you've had terrible experiences! Has this all been at the same practice? Because if so, I think you need a new doctor!

I don't have any stake in the Kim/Kris argument, but in terms of regular marriages among regular people... You DO know that relationships often start long before marriage? And often engagements last at least a year or more before the actual wedding? So some couples may be putting effort in to getting their…

I just turned 26. All I can really say is 25 was a pretty shitty year for me?

Taylor Lautner followed me on Twitter the other day. It was hilarious.

my god do I love everything about this