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Lydia Deetz
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The people of Atlanta are still really sensitive about Sherman jokes... I know this because I make them constantly.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Here’s my strangley comforting existentialism that helps me get to sleep:

If you decide on a Trump property for your wedding, you know what to expect right? There is a non-insignificant chance he may come. Is that a selling feature? Not like NJ or Fl are bereft of golf club banquet rooms. Are you hoping he comes? Was this the only one that worked out for your plans and you’re hoping he

I know it’s just a typo, but I *really* like the idea of “Queen Reagent.” All hail Queen Dioxane! LONG LIVE QUEEN AMMONIA II!

If we’re going to jump on things that don’t count because they “were added later”, let’s talk about “In God We Trust” and “The Pledge of Allegiance”.

Hot take: Jeff Buckley’s cover of Hallelujah is the definitive. All other versions can go home and take a seat. This one can sit in the cold, dark, moldy basement.

I miss having a President.

I think someone having an issue with a lead being cast as female is indicative of much larger issues with women and those are absolutely grounds for a breakup.

Really, the first warning sign is that it is from The History Channel.

It’s just gotten to the point that news like this just depresses me. It’s just another reminder of the kind of thing that’s supposed to obviously matter, but that obviously isn’t going to.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Oh totally! Check out the technique:

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

Thank you for this. Being a wealthy lawyer with a private finance company makes it even easier to have lots of children with a devoted a partner.

lol Sure thing Sunshine. Thanks for stopping by. Good luck with moose and squirrel.

Instant Karma is gonna get ya

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But it’s the email... da email... what what, da email.