Holy crap, if ‘try on a hijab’ counts as Islam run amok then I have some SERIOUS complaints about the “Christians” in this country.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

talking about their personal belief

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

I can’t describe the level of rage I feel that women are routinely considered too irrational or emotional for political leadership, when we have this fucking exposed nerve leading us now.

We are about to eat our candidates again. If you had a company, you’d never hire Trump to run it. If someone in your personal life bragged or lied like Trump, you’d never hang out with them. The person I knew in college that bragged and lied like that was known as “Annoying Man” by me and my friends. Yet somehow this…

Won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome turtle...

I am 300% certain that Tony was named Tyrone in the first draft.

Of course you hate the other Democrat candidates. This is because the candidate you like is not a Democrat. Bernie registered as a Dem to run in 2016, then promptly left the party afterwards. That’s OK! But don’t bitch about Democrats not being Democratic Socialists. They aren’t the same thing.

And also you can spoil them and they can be assholes and they still will a never grow up to become a Republican. 

You keep living your best life, Jennifer Barkley! :)

Theres like an 8/10 chance his staffers could show him aerial photos of the great wall of China and convince him that it was a newly built border wall. 

And we can hope she will continue to.

But at what point do we stop demanding that one person—man or woman—carry the entirety of our political hopes and social aspirations on their shoulders?

When does RBG get to have a moment to enjoy her lifetime of work and accomplishments?

Elections. Have. Consequences.

We cannot…

I will drive him to the pharmacist of his choice.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

Our thoughts and prayers go out to both John’s family and friends

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

I have seen several commentors on this very site talking about the whole “now that the House is blue, the Trumpers are going to have someone to blame” thing. The unspoken conclusion, I suppose, is that it would have been better not to win at all?!

Nah, snark is one of the few coping tools we have left.