I don’t think he can win, but I think he could be a big spoiler. Right now the Republicans can’t seem to find anyone who isn’t crazy to run.

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

God, this rolls up all of my fears of being a parent into one nice package.

I honestly can't wait for an entire post of Brides Flambe.

Who on earth wants pizza made by an Irish family in Indiana?

ZOAHGAWD LADIES ITS A REAL LIVE MAN FOR US TO EATTTTT

can we all agree not to film deeply emotional moments in our lives and put them on the internet

Because if I have to acknowledge the likelihood that my parents had sex, it’s at least better to assume it was dutiful and joyless and only happened the once.

Because wedding gifts are meant to help a couple set up a home together. And if you already have a a home together and all the stuff you need, then don't register. People will likely give you cash and you can spend it however you want. But asking people to fund your honeymoon is tacky. Sorry. Y'all can call me bad and…

Nah.

I'm seriously embarrassed on behalf of I Thee Dread. This is...not good. I have a lot to say here and I'm biting my tongue so hard it's bleeding.

I'm opposed to it. It's tacky.

Sorry, no. I'm not paying for your honeymoon.

I bought a couple a massage for their honey fund to Tahiti... because that's what they wanted. It was $150 and that was like the cheapest thing on their registry. I'm sorry but I just think that's tacky.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

Karen Blake (or anyone in a similar position) should look into getting a sexual harassment suit filed through the EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission). A thing that a lot of people don't realize is that for victims in most employment law cases, one can usually get free legal counsel through the EEOC—this…

Yeah, but what IS love?!?

I didn't understand boy bands and this kind of fandom when I was a teenage girl, and I don't understand it now.