NGL, I don't give half a fuck about One Direction. I only clicked on this because I was like, "Oh damn, I wonder how adultosaur is?"

I guess he went in "another" direction....

Grau, here's the problem for me: I get what you are saying, but you also seem perfectly happy to personally perpetuate those unrealistic standards of beauty that cause women to starve themselves. And I say this as a woman with an eating disorder. So it is really crushing and yes, absolutely triggering, to hear…

SHOTS FIRED

Cate Blanchett is a treasure.

wheres the birth certificate, tho

If he doesn't like it he can watch TV.

No.

Don't feel like a crazy person! I am currently engaged and planning my wedding, and our budget would probably cause the judgier folks on here to raise an eyebrow (yes, we're getting help from our families; no, we're not taking on debt; yes, I realize how lucky we are). We just want to have a really fun party with…

Well Sineeeeead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour.

It would help if we didn't make it insanely expensive to raise a child who might be economically independent in the future, but hey, fuck universal healthcare, amirite?

Guys, if your life would get ruined when people find out about something you are doing in secret, maybe it's not a good idea to do it at all.

You know, sometimes it really isn't the couple's choice they get forced into a fancy wedding by their parents. I wanted a backyard bbq, but if I had had that both my and my fiances parents would have thrown the biggest shit fit of my life.

Could be worse

This winter has sucked so bad that I was actually looking forward to this for the first time in my life. Life is so much better when it's actually light out when I get out of work.

"Okay, everybody, we need to burn down the reception hall to cement our love!"

Just let me have this one nice thing Weiner. Just this ONE NICE THING.

I am both incredibly excited and terribly saddened by these pictures.