I probably love the Highlander franchise more than is healthy for a person living in 2015 and not the 1980s, but I still think rebooting the movie is silly. Dumb, even. The first movie was fun, but it was also a love letter to '80s music videos, so... how's that going to work? (And is it worth doing sans a Queen…

I'm shocked.

Are you just picking words out of a hat at this point?

"I should have manned up and I should have fought for you," Blandford says. "And I didn't. I didn't. I am so grateful that you are in Heaven with Jesus, the King of Kings, the Lord of Lords, and that you got to see him before I did. And I know you're going to extend me grace, but I just—it would've been so cool to…

NOW KNOCK IT OFF!

"she got pregnant. I had an abortion."

if you're in the canadian closet, are you in the penalty box?

This is so "Baroness Schraeder does Christmas." I want it.

I'm planning my wedding at the moment and it takes approximately 300 "yeah, great, what are your goddamn prices" emails to get any sort of number out of vendors.

Ann Coulter is like the tinker bell of controversy: she will die without attention. Clap if you believe I somehow matter and am relevant!

And how many of them knows the difference between the Virgin Birth and Immaculate Conception?

Hey, it sounds like you're a great parent, and I don't want to bring you down here, but I think it's really worth pointing this out. You talk about getting your daughter to "avoid the girly girls who only define themselves by what the boys like." And you go on a lot about exploration and risk and STEM-type stuff.

I got a Bible for christmas one year. In case "I ever had any questions that needed answers". As if the internet doesn't exist...or that god does.

It involved bunkbeds and gravity.

No, sadly that's Melissa Joan Hart, who broke our collective childhoods when she started stumping for John McCain.

I'm a family law attorney. You don't have to wait until "next time." Petitions for Temporary Orders of Protection can be based on past events. File one now. I am licensed in Illinois (not sure where you live), so I might not know your state's specific rules, but I would be happy to help you out and look over your…

Gonna put this here for anyone who needs it:

We should name it OPI style:

It's the "love the sinner, hate the sin" mentality -