I'd think that they'll be even more derivative. "We're not available that day". It's easier for a service where the vendor actually has to be there, because they can imply that they are already booked and dodge the question altogether.

They've all had the opportunity; libraries are everywhere. They don't actually want to learn about evolution, they just want their team to be right.

yes we are defs on the verge of extinction

For a hot second I thought that was Emma Watson.

I want to know how you get the 'play with the fuzziest bundle of awwww' job at the zoo, instead of the 'scrape camel shit off concrete' job.

She's scary for a lot of reasons, but let's stay away from the "fuckable/unfuckable" shit, can we?

As long as Tom Hiddleston remains single, I'm good

When Christmas took Chanukkah, I did nothing, because I was not Jewish.

Any one else feeling their age because when he said "As Longs You Love Me" I thought Backstreet Boys.

In Soviet Russia, bread save you!

Now, if we can only convince a group of violent Jihadis to go by the name of Lady Edith.

People.

I passed out candy for the first time as an adult last year and it was SO FUN. So many little Spidermen. So many sweet princesses. So much candy. Halloween is the BEST.

Is being a mom really as much of a disaster as the mom-bloggers make it out to be? Like do people actually leave the house wearing pajamas and a shirt covered in milk and food stains? This seems to reinforce the idea that once a woman has kids all her personal hygiene and dignity goes out the window. Am I reading too…

Libertarian mean never having to say you're sorry.

On the other hand, we all know that young guys are paragons of responsibility and political focus. They tend to have great understanding of the world (or so they say), and make great, long-term decisions with an eye toward the future.

So far, she's:

Pro-abortion is incorrect terminology. Pro-choice is the accurate term for the vast majority of articles on Jezebel. Also, being a feminist and/or liberal doesn't mean you can't be personally pro-life. What it does mean, however, if you subscribe to the feminist/liberal label is that pro-choice would be the political…

My 3 year old daughter will be wearing that stuff and the 20 something girls who are now wearing the 90's clothes of my youth, will understand how I feel when I look at their Bart Simpson leggings.