Moulin Rouge is my favorite movie of all time.

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.

As any science gal would tell you, this bullshit suffers from serious selection bias. If you're in the kind of relationship where you are cooking semi-elaborate meals for your SO, and own the resources to prepare and serve this kind of meal, you are already part of a narrow demographic that is likely about to get…

That engagement chicken is literally the most anemic chicken recipe I have ever seen (need more spices).

Still, thinking I might have something to learn about proper nonfiction scholarship, I picked up Yardley's biography of the writer Frederick Exley—and was shocked to discover that because he wanted to write "a story instead of a study" (emphasis his), he provided not one endnote, which he dismissed as "clutter."…

ughhhhhh

I'm preparing myself for some backlash, but I agree with Korina's general comments, though she was a megabitch about it and could have handled things better (and not have attacked Char, because this was not her fault and that was totally uncool). I think the producers, the judges, or both are trying to justify the Tim…

Well, this is just ridiculous. the Internet has taught me that when properly performed, motherhood is unceasing toil and self-sacrifice, and the only joy to be found is in loudly proclaiming other mothers' efforts to be inferior to your own.

I, for one, look forward to many South Park-style shenanigans.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Jesus Hussein Fuck, what is happening here?

Or "a fetus in every womb" could be the new "chicken in every pot." Only instead of the New Deal, we can just call it the Raw Deal.

I'm a Washington native and a life-long relatively die hard Washington fan, and these people are the dumbest of the fucking dumbest. There is an odd, nostalgic part of me that will feel the loss of something from my childhood (when I was a kid, I thought the name had to do with the color of the football, actually),…

This was horrible. I mean these fans were having a good time minding their own business, when all of a sudden a bunch of strangers barge in invading their space, trying to force their beliefs on them, calling them names and leaving the fans feeling totally denigrated and completely attacked.... wait...

Cornrows for all!

To all of the people who were putting Emma Watson down yesterday for not bringing anything new to the table regarding feminism or for just giving basic "Feminism 101" in her speech -

"For just 80 cents a day, you can give an actress or pop star the women's history and feminist theory education they so desperately need. Please call today."

You know, it's kind of hilarious how hyperbolically pissed off this is making you.

I think the easiest way to deal with this job is to imagine every one of those fuckers crying incessantly at a restaurant.