So... no one has questioned where a 6th grader got all of her research from? Are people really that stu- oh wait... yes. Yes they are.

This is just dicked up. Statistically speaking, the world around us is actually safer than it was 20 years ago when I was a kid and my parents (good parents!) thought nothing of letting me walk to the neighborhood park by myself. I got off the school bus by myself, unlocked my own front door, and played outside with…

omg. sometimes I worry I'll never be that kind of drunk ever again...

YOU GUYS! Look who commented!!! I feel like I've actually seen the Easter Bunny, or, more accurately, The Blair Witch.

It's kind of suspicious that Rebecca hasn't been commenting on this thread. I would watch a sitcom or reality show where the down-on-his-luck celebrity Romeo, due to a lack of babysitting gigs, has to move back in with his hilarious and universally-beloved feminist sister Rebecca. Especially if it was called Every…

No. *sigh*

The only thing I learn from these Jezebel articles about Twitter is that no one should be on Twitter because Twitter is dumb, enables people to be dumb, and spreads the stupidity like a virus.

Don't forget - if it was "so bad" at McDonald's she should just go get a different job...

THIS.

It's so great that you are willing to go to great effort to offer your kid non-gender specific choices! I hope he gets a lot of hours of pleasure out of his purple bike.

What part of "Emotional Support Service" are you getting tripped up on?

"They're better people than us," says Brian Kilmeade. So are things growing on the underside of bridges.

Honestly, I think that rare animals are more important than most humans. I feel the same way about really old trees, too. People really fucking suck.

I think it's fair to consider everyone involved in this awful. The only innocent victim I see here are the poor animals.

::imagines a dude attempting to type by flopping his dick around::

I think what makes people like Bieber so easy to criticize is seeing them act the way they do over and over and experience no actual long-term consequences. It frustrates people who have family members (or themselves, even) who have done not even half of the shit someone like Bieber does but have to pay for it with…

Dick down ladies sing this song, doo-da doo-da.

just get a different job?

You wouldn't make it past their buffer zone. : /