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As usual, the steaming pile of hot take is accompanied by its foul stench: You. Yes, you.

This position on prisons is crazy and disturbing.

I think the phrases “patrician” and “master” are quite compatible, but I concur that each of us brings a different interpretation to those words.

Congrats, Tomato Face. Looks like your act fooled some folks today.

Eyes on the road, buddy!

Wait...what? You don’t believe in space?

When discussing a possible crime committed, the policeman lamented... “OH, but this crime was committed IN THE PAST. Nevermind.”

Fun fact: Except for a surprisingly few places, glass is almost never recycled. They crush it and sprinkle it on top of layers so it is “recycled” into a “landfill barrier product.”

Sure thing, dude.

There clearly has been no confusion as to what I meant, and therefore my choice of words has been a complete success. Hopefully others will notice that this pidgin flies.

And yes, transgendered is the past participle of becoming a trans.

Its micro gravity.... so you are fake.

Indeed, the fringe left is a caricature of itself at this point.

Whatever you’re smoking, you should either cut back or double up, I can’t decide.

Calling it now: She doesn’t get the Democratic nomination, runs as an independent, splits the liberal vote and a Republican barely squeeks into office with 30-35% of the vote total. This scene will probably repeat itself across the country and all of a sudden Democrats and other liberals will find themselves more…

Mex said he hopes to recreate the original mural off school property.

My oldest brother was left alone on ‘Roots Revenge Day’ in high school bc our last name is Black. I was the only white kid on the same schools b-ball team 12 years later, aka ‘Token.’ I was beloved on that team bc I, technically a shooting guard, was the only player who passed. Ever. Good times!

They are only tough when they are suicide bombing stuff or throwing acid at women.

That was a good story. Seagal was right.