Eyes on the road, buddy!

When discussing a possible crime committed, the policeman lamented... “OH, but this crime was committed IN THE PAST. Nevermind.”

Sure thing, dude.

There clearly has been no confusion as to what I meant, and therefore my choice of words has been a complete success. Hopefully others will notice that this pidgin flies.

And yes, transgendered is the past participle of becoming a trans.

Indeed, the fringe left is a caricature of itself at this point.

Whatever you’re smoking, you should either cut back or double up, I can’t decide.

Calling it now: She doesn’t get the Democratic nomination, runs as an independent, splits the liberal vote and a Republican barely squeeks into office with 30-35% of the vote total. This scene will probably repeat itself across the country and all of a sudden Democrats and other liberals will find themselves more…

Mex said he hopes to recreate the original mural off school property.

My oldest brother was left alone on ‘Roots Revenge Day’ in high school bc our last name is Black. I was the only white kid on the same schools b-ball team 12 years later, aka ‘Token.’ I was beloved on that team bc I, technically a shooting guard, was the only player who passed. Ever. Good times!

They are only tough when they are suicide bombing stuff or throwing acid at women.

That was a good story. Seagal was right.

This has to be one of your most successful trolljobs ever. You aren’t even trying to hide it, yet people keep biting. Folks just can’t resist Tomato in their s*mores!

But this website constantly says it’s OK to punch people because of their ideology.

S’tfu

These are French. Le S’mores.

This is why I simply call them “chocolate marshmallow graham cracker sandwiches” instead.

I’m sure I’m going to be personally attacked as supporting racism for this viewpoint and I’m not engaging anybody on this, but:

Only six more years..