Sometimes I wish we had a thread like deadspin used to have, the up all night ones that were open threads? But we don’t and I guess it’s tangentially related because it’s concerning politics but I’m volunteering at a Sanders rally in Nashville tomorrow and I’m freaking excited!! He’s not going to be there, it will be…

In the latest news from the Bloomberg war. Apparently ‘America Deserves Better’ and are looking for hearts to swell for ‘everyone’s favorite corporate billionaire’

Here’s my hypothesis: any democratic candidate who runs with Dwayne the Rock Johnson as their running mate will win the election.

Now THAT’S a funny Bed Intruder reference!

“The Gay Agenda.”

no family? Mom & Dad must surely be surprised. And what about his bigoted sister?  But we do know for certain that his mom’s side of the fam (the Glosser’s) sure think he’s a wanking jackoff.

As the meeting ended, Miller held up his hand to make a final comment. “I didn’t mean to come across as harsh,” he said. His voice dropped. “It’s just that this is all I care about. I don’t have a family. I don’t have anything else. This is my life.”

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

Is Big Dog Apparel still around?  As I recall it was shirts made for fat kids.

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

This Bloomberg story always stuck with me:

Fuck him straight to hell.

I find this disingenuous pose especially annoying because Paltrow is both Hollywood born and raised and very, very canny and smart. She knew how to parley both her talent and her knowledge of her society into an incredibly profitable empire, much like the old order of stars who made the bulk of their fortunes not…

If ever there was a poster child for privilege, lack of introspection, and refusal to take ownership of stupid decisions caused by the aforementioned, it’s Gwyneth Paltrow.

Gosh, how rude of us to use her for our own conversation fodder, like she’s a common appliance or houseplant. Perhaps we should do Gwynnie a kindness and outright ignore her for a while. Obviously, she would prefer to launch tv shows, release books, and set up wellness conventions in complete obscurity.  Poor thing.

Yikes...

This piece had some zingers but that line was the MVP!

“But I’ve invaded the space they believed to be pristine and disrupted their equilibrium, rubbing my juicy black booty on their bias.”

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to sit here and enjoy all the confused outrage in the grays.

As a black woman who lives in *The Hamptons* (south-of-the-highway-east-of-the-canal), I feel you. When I walk my dogs on the beach and they pee on Mason Rudolph’s blanket, I say “Well, you are in our yard.”