See also: the guy taunting everyone in my costco that they were “just going to have to get water from the tap” after he snagged the last case of waters.  I wish I'd filmed him instead of just giving him my worst stank eye.

Her eyebrow was fucking deadly.

Not to get super grammary here, but I think something like “the abuse she suffered,” is passive, but in that example her abuser is named.

My mom reports that “all her friends” are voting for him in the california primary because they think he is “the only one who can beat Trump,” for undefined reasons. I just about stroked out when she casually dropped that.  

Omg the spit dropping from his mouth to his sweater and the note that his fly was unzipped? Petty as helllllllll and the best.

Is it maybe for like the virtual reality kind of gamers? Like the ones that have to like pretend sword fight with a thing over their face? I could see regular socks/slippers not working for a variety of reasons...

The m’effing BEACH though.  Riiiight?

Got my Xanax refilled and ready last week so...

Right? This is like the most conservative piece jezebel has ever published...

“Ferret eyed sack of crap.” 💯 ☠️

So. Fast. And like, she’s amazing obviously, but all of those times.  All of those times are smoking fucking fast.  Amazing achievements.

Yessssssssssss!!!! Enjoy what you can. Most people will never do even a third of what you’re about to do. Crown on and cross the finish line!

Same same same.  I seriously won’t know how to spend my free time if jezebel and the root go down.

But please guys, not Pete.  Please.  

Right? Way too on the nose.

Actually, the holes are where your kids put their flair...but I don’t really like to talk about my kids’ flair.

I’m all about brooks and swallowed my pride and just wear the granny shoes. The adrenaline is super comfy and like basically has no break-in time. I think It’s worth your money and the blow to your ego for sure because of the distances you’re running. (Unsolicited white-lady-runner advice, which you probably get way…

He’s so damn good at debating. He’s so good. And he’s got all the plans too. It’s frustrating as hell that he gets such little air time.

Ugh so true though. Season 10 she’s more like The Mom in Mourning.  Which like, I can kind of get into.

So triggering! Haha. My mom loooves him, and I realized he last night that he reminded me of a college boyfriend I had who was an engineering major and like, fancied himself very knowledgable and levelheaded, and was generally presentable to parents and friends, but semi-secretly an asshole to me. Basically, the…