How about we just skip all noose-based decorations. 

My ex-husband left a butt-dialed voicemail on my old digital machine in 2003. He was having sex with someone that was not his wife (he had remarried). Yes, I downloaded it and yes, I still have it. Revenge is a dish served ice cold.

It seems pretty clear to me that in the course of reporting the Weinstein story - which was presumably first a piece for NBC TV, which by necessity morphed into a print article when it moved to The New Yorker - a second story started to emerge. It’s literally in the title of this book, “Catch & Kill.” Killing Farrow’s…

The book is about NBC killing the story and Farrow trying to get it published.

A few of us have attempted to perform some voodoo on Splinter’s corpse. Well-behaved commenters are welcome.

Thank you. This is the funniest damn comment I’ve read today. I needed it.

The thing that’s extra frustrating about Republicans lies about the impeachment inquiry is that over 100 members of Congress are eligible to participate in these behind closed door sessions and both parties are able to question witnesses. But they way they tell it you’d think it was just Nancy Pelosi and Adam Schiff…

Seriously, I think the guy has enough money to turn himself into a gorilla of hair plugs if he wants.

Channeling my hipster side when I say this....

You want to criticize Mark Zuckerberg for creating a tool that amplifies the voice of racist and misogynist, fine. You want to criticize him for making money off building a network that is largely a vector for the spreading of lies and misinformation, more than deserved. You want criticize him for his refusal to take…

Yeah, but they’re White so...

Need to arrest them. They broke into a secured room they were not authorized to be in, brushed aside security, and took electronic recording devices into a secured closed-door hearing where criminal evidence may have been present and witnesses may have been giving depositions. Obstruction of justice, witness…

Tweeting from inside an SCIF is a crime, and at the very least should disqualify any of these clowns from ever holding a security clearance of any kind, which also means that they can’t serve on any of the committees that deal with national security or law enforcement information.

When a half-dozen Democratic donors gathered at the Whitby Hotel in Manhattan last week, the dinner began with a discussion of which presidential candidates the contributors liked. But as conversations among influential Democrats often go these days, the meeting quickly evolved into a discussion of who was not in the…

Are you me? 

I feel bad for future you who remembers that Juicy Fruit is yellow.

ROTFLMAO......I always sucked at snapping (what we called it growing up in NYC) and this happens to me all the time. Thank you for letting me know Im not the only one with this ahmm “issue”

If it makes you feel better, you’re not alone. 

Good luck with that, Benedict.

“samesies”