Hot take: he’s not method acting; he’s just an asshole.

You’d think someone would have told the daughter of Richard L. Simon of Simon & Schuster fame about the perils of the publishing industry.

Camp David is not “near” Maryland. It’s IN Maryland.

Never forget, Jared Leto ruined Thanksgiving for people who opened their home to him: https://www.lindsayism.com/2004/11/a_thanksgiving_.html

Those hostile media & Democrat partners always complaining about... (searches) laws. 

He should just be thankful he managed to get an Oscar for such a mediocre film career and having a face attractive enough that people looked past his abysmal personality for so long.

Mara Lago it is, then!

Apropos of nothing in this article, that’s a really good fake head.

I hope those hackers get a very real human virus and perish. Sad for any victim they target, but Lovato is fresh in recovery and I can’t imagine what an impulse she must be having right now when something that out of her control happens

This is terrifying, and I really really hope that her family and her community find her safe sound.

Yeah, “My political party contains the embodiment of rot and corruption,” is maybe not the best response to an accusation of being a mole.

I mean, she’s not wrong. Plus, calling for Hillary to enter the race (presumably to split the vote and further diminish the Dem’s chances) really doesn’t help her in the “I’m not a Russian asset” department.

A perennial pretender from South Bend? Somebody get that boy an exclusive TV contract with NBC!

He’s riding your mother like Seabiscuit. That’s where Hunter is.

White House Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney confirmed during a press conference that, contrary to Donald Trump’s many, many denials, the Trump administration did in fact hold up aid to Ukraine to force them to investigate the Democrats.

Pick the lounge chair furthest from the speakers and swipe through dating apps when the conversation seems to exclude you, which is often. Post a Story featuring the sunset glinting gold off the surface of the ocean beyond the saltwater pool. Caption it “Perfect ending to a perfect day,” hit refresh 20 times because…

Damn, girl.

Squat and crunch endlessly with her pink kettlebell and yoga ball. These are fun, right? Exercise is self-care, especially when the equipment is whimsical. Keep squatting and crunching until your body aches but your mind is quiet.

I put plastic shoes on my kid when we go to the beach or park, but these sandals will act like little foot shovels and get full of dirt with no way to get out. They’re also fugly. Very firm NO from me.

Are these hideous, overpriced Croc-knockoffs sold by a MAGA dipshit OK?