They were just trying to provide Lori Laughlin some options for accessorizing her inevitable ankle monitor.

As a Latin American man, I want nothing more than to see every one of these motherfuckers in jail for denial of civil liberties and human rights to immigrants and their children. But I don’t live in a world that gives two fucks about our peoples, so I’ll take what I can get. My hatred for this man and his…

This reads like a second-year associate's objections to form interrogatories. This guy is really bottom of the barrel. 

“addressing mass shooting violence”

For real like... Maybe he’s just bitter over those gorgeous lips and that square, handsome jawline. Or the fact that his microscopic peter doesn’t measure up to Sutherland’s pinky....

He’s healthy, but you can’t see his medical exams.

Don’t you have parents or girlfriend who’ve told you those shoulder length dreadlocks look disgusting and are certainly not attractive…

“WHO DAFAQ IS THIS DAVE BITCH?!”

I’m now quite curious to read all the calls that have been conducted. I seriously doubt that the one to Ukraine was the odd one out. This past weekends call with Erdogan was probably a doozy.

All I’m taking away from this is that Holy JESUS Stern is tall.

Hahaha I hadn’t seen that one. Fucking outstanding. 

There’s something vaguely therapy shaming about that headline, me thinks.

Therapy is GREAT and everybody should have a chance at speaking with a thoughtful, intelligent empathetic counselor at one point in their life, especially during a crisis. 

I was just thinking that! Jebus. I’m almost the same age and also don’t feel like I belong in that age bracket, but I’m gonna try to dress and act more adult from now on. That was a rude awakening for me. Is that what those of us who are 40+ but emotionally stuck in our 20s look like? I'm so embarrased

Zach Braff did not age well. Hoo boy. 

That is an objectively better title. 

Turkey Fucks Chicken

Oh, you mean the one who lives in Denham Springs, LA?

Probably not a good thing to post when your surname is so unusual you appear to be the only person in the U.S. by that name, Mike.

But those names, tho. “big dick swinger,” “dirty mike”...really, dudes? Really? Were you raised by wolves, or something, to think you could get away with this in a confined metal tube hurtling through the air for hours?

...we can always go back & BLAST!