Now, now, Donald Trump has totally destroyed and obliterated the Economy of Turkey every Thanksgiving for like, 35 years. The Economy Turkey is a great deal and he always bargains the butcher down a few extra cents per pound! TOTALLY OBLITERATED!!!!

well he is winning that trade war so hard

in my great and unmatched wisdom

a la Ruprecht:

Right? You think, “that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” but tomorrow, you’re gonna wake up and think it all over again.

I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!).

“...in my great and unmatched wisdom...”

This crew is so much more incompetent than I could have ever imagined. 

I’m sure she can architect a positive outcome to this challenge.

Dear Mr. Johnson STOP

“cousins and brothers”

Maybe the lesson hit a little too close to home. Has anyone interviewed the cousins and brothers of the confederate flag belt buckle wearing teen, Fuller, to ask if they’re betrothed to the vixen?

My heart is heavy...this is awful. I’m so sorry this young man died in such a horrible way, and after having stepped up to make sure justice was done for someone else. 

“Someone did NOT get my most Positively Outrageous Service today on my flight,” the flight attendant reportedly wrote, adding the hashtags #notgoingtosuckitup,” “#dumpTrump” and “#eeew.”

How’s it feel to be treated differently because of your beliefs you snowflake #pussyassbitch?

This level-headed kind of response to allegations of something like misconduct is just one of the many, many reasons we finally need a woman in the Oval - a woman like Warren, that is.

This is kind of what I expect a good leader to do. And I actually respect the fact that they haven’t publicly said what he did. I think that’s the professional and correct approach.

the latest step in a long effort by Stephen Miller...

Child rape and slavery. Quite the hill you’ve chosen to die on.

In 1784, Sally Hemings was 11 years old. That is all.