I feel like so much of this could be solved if these people got the shit beat out of them just once in their younger years. Seriously. I really do. 

You chant you need more money and you do in fact need more money. Undeniable scientific proof that The Secret is real.

Also I don’t get Yang’s following at all.

I am livid at the racism being directed at Rep. Omar. I hope she is able to stay safe, as flag-humpers have proven they’re both gullible and violent. 

I somehow got both the autism and the sarcasm.

OMG, I knew my “We can’t all be Neurotypical” tee shirt would prove prophetic some day. Seriously, though, how great is this!

That’s why Graves is the only one braying laughter at his stupid picking-up-trash joke.... She’s just staring at him like he’s a fucking moron, because he is. She doesn’t have that “automatic smile” problem that most girls and women are conditioned into by that age. Blessed be!

Fun fact: My hero Greta Thunberg has Aspberger’s syndrome (true story), which in this case she uses as a superpower, cause Greta has zero fux to give.

Weirdos who never get laid tend to have strong opinions about sex.

I have a ‘computer nerd genius’ friend. The mentality that makes him great at programming makes him hopeless in other aspects of life. Applying ‘rigorous logic’ to everything can lead you down some pretty deep rabbit holes. I’ve seen him doggedly follow a train of reasoning and conclude: ‘Nazis flew flying saucers in…

Stallman addressed his earlier post: “Through personal conversations in recent years, I’ve learned to understand how sex with a child can harm per [sic.] psychologically. This changed my mind about the matter: I think adults should not do that. I am grateful for the conversations that enabled me to understand …

At least we won’t be running into him when we’re out on the town.

Has anyone ever seen him show any emotion other than anger? Because I’m beginning to suspect he’s a psychopath.

THIS is where I want to camp out. Let’s all camp out here. I’m sure these really nice men will get us some tinder for our bonfire so that we can make smores burn this shit down.

Oh, and here is what I think of this, in GIF form: 

According to the “stable genius”............................

Tell me that doesn’t sound EXACTLY like a piece from “The Onion”.

“In many cases, they came from other countries and they moved to Los Angeles or they moved to San Francisco because of the prestige of the city

“In many cases, they came from other countries and they moved to Los Angeles or they moved to San Francisco because of the prestige of the city,

Shove that bedbug motherfucker in to a Tomahawk cruise missile and shoot him in to the Persian Gulf. At least half of the Times’ Op Ed writers can join him.