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He perjured himself a year ago in front of the entire country. He is not fit to sit on the Supreme Court and make decisions that will affect American lives for generations to come.

My favorite part of all of this is that no one says Hispanic anymore, and it’s generally considered just a step or two above a racial slur. And this motherfucker just says it over and over. I guarantee he still calls all Asian Americans “Orientals.”

Rep. Omar: “White Americans aren’t the only ones who suffered because of 9/11"

“I learned it you, Dad! Ok?! I learned it from YOU!”

I’m sure this will be just as successful as Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” was for Patti.

Upon careful consideration, your take seems to be the correct one.

Yes, but it’s called “boofing” now.

Is butt-chugging out?  I came in late to that phenomenon so I’m hoping there’s still some mileage to be had from that.

How do you know that was advice to you and not to herself? Maybe she had to remind herself that you were all young and dumb and she shouldn’t murder you. 

This reminds me if a teacher I had in high school. She was in her 70s, tiny, and mean. But before class she would exasperatedly sigh and offer the class random life advice such as:

Do not vape, but snort adderall .

I’m following AP style on this one:

Oh, and Paul Mooney because a paraphrase can NEVER do the actual quote justice:

Not only is the tweet offensive, it doesn’t even make sense. I know no normal people - men or women - who would think having a dick in their face against their will was “harmless fun.”

The NY Times must be a terribly schizophrenic place to work. Some of the best reporters in the world and some of the shittiest editors and opinion writers. 

The moral of the story?

The thing that gets me is that, if you are at all familiar with social media (which I assume most college students are), you’ve HAD to see the numerous stories over the last couple of years calling our people for black face. So it can’t be that you really didn’t realize this was something you should not do.