15 miles is a big milestone wooooot!!! Hang in there, you look beautiful.  

Napa County 😭 drink a bottle for me y’all.

Totally true.

He’s mine 😬 but I pretty much have given up hope of attracting anyone else to my camp here haha

So fucking on point hahaha! 

Omg yesssssss.  It is tucker Carlson frozen in carbonite. Spot on.

😬 I saw it, to be honest, and can’t unsee it.

What happened to Sean Duffy? I guess I don’t care enough to google...

I mean, the only question it raised for me was whether the cop was ALSO attempting to throw London off the friggin balcony? It looks like he’s punching him and pushing him towards and slightly over the balcony in some of the footage (like around 1:15 in the abc clip) and another cop intervenes? Fuuuuuuck...so glad…

Yes that’s the upside.  We’re silver spring md and I feel well supported in my hatred of the man.  It’s mostly the proximity to politics.

STRAIGHT UP.  Wtf is happening.

Right???? It’s like noon the next day and I’m somehow JUST reading about it and just as like side news. Like that is either drug induced or indicative of a straight up psychotic break right? Also I’ve been listening to Bundyville the remnant podcast (which everyone should!!) and I’m fucking FrEaKING out!!!!

Bahahaha tooootally “omg super complicated cocktail order here.” Not to do the broad brush thing but I feel like restaurant mangers are...as a general rule kind of obnoxious and loud? 😬 I can remember one right now who like managed not to throw things when he was angry and speak like a polite human would speak to his…

I worked in part to pay for my little Nokia flip phone 😍 those were the days...

Seconded the no-contact. I moved across the country from my dad (yay!!!) and straight into the dc suburbs (son of a...)

I feel like a decade or so in restaurant work trained me that there’s always some kind of shit someone will ask you if you did...polishing the silver or cleaning the menus or whatever. Like, if you were standing around looking at your phone or something (omg, Im so old I don’t even think I had my phone accessible on a…

Fuuuuucking exactly. 🙌

Omg the floor peeeeeeee. Every day. Multiple times a day.  My oldest is 5 and I only just started making him spray and wipe it up and I can’t believe I waited this long.

I yelled daaaaaaaaaamn into my phone and in front of my two year old, and I’d do it again.