I love this. Your son sounds amazing. Good job. (Also, my son fixated just like that on things when he was just a little younger. Still does but in shorter increments, like Pokémon to bunnicula over the course of a month but with the same depth of passion...ignore the autism shit that’s...someone speaking way out of…

Omg 10/10 Mr. Rooney gif usage

Yesssss get him!!!! I’m married with three kids and I’ve almost posted some thing similar on every article about this split.

I love those catheter cowboy ads.

😬 haha or axe.  Is axe still around? Definitely something cheap and overpowering.

Any maddaddam fans out there? Closer and closer every day...

Bazinga!!

I’m eight months pregnant in the same dc summer as him and I’m glistening, or sparkling, if you prefer. He is most definitely, as you say, moist (shudder).

I totally agree!! Like praising the segregationists he worked with...he had other options, his staff discussed other options with him, he intentionally chose the dog whistle.  This is him guys.  

Omg yes. The top right photo. They look distressed and he does look fucking deranged in it. Fuuuuuuuuck I hate everything.

That is a steal.  I think some ymcas do discounted rates based on income but I’m not sure it would be that good even still.

DC area is craaaaawling with them.

Defect and join your local YMCA. I have fucking loooooooved every kinda dirty, sorta rundown, buy your own towel but workout in whatever ratty T-shirt and your husband’s basketball shorts ymca I have ever belonged to.

I feel like...I would know who left the note if it were my house.   Looking at you, the uptight colonial caddy corner to me with the custom stone address marker.

Omg right. Like there’s no reason I should expect differently from him but I yelled at my phone “what the fuck does this have to do with immigration?!!” when I read it anyway.

He’s so frigging sharp.  I really hope he makes it up there.

😱

Are you a Julian Castro fan at all? He was super solid.

Right? When I caught myself woot wooting Marianne Williamson I like, did a double take and made sure my husband wasn’t watching me.  But she has some really good moments.

I really love Julian Castro and am always disappointed by his polling.  He’s a great debater, in message and succinct, passionate.  And his policies are well thought out and from the heart.  I hope you’re right that people view him as V.P. material.