Omg. SOLID.

He did that bit where he was like “you don’t have to yell at me Bernie.” Which I think was like designed to make Bernie look crazy? But actually it came off like my five year old right before he’s about to cry for being scolded.

Right? I have anxiety too stemming from some ptsd and like, if anything it propels me away from any kind of confrontation at all...

I always read your comments in Mr. Fredrickson’s voice and it makes the news, like, just slightly more bearable.

The answer to your question is, he’s clenching a lot.

Right?? Ask him to be specific about what foul language and hateful things they’ve offered. Like, really specific. It’s so infuriating that trump/miller etc are just given the opportunity to repeat that shit with out challenge over and over and over and over because we’re focused on the more obviously horrible parts…

Like he didn’t out loud but we know internally he was rating her, right? Fuck it’s sooooooo infuriating that this woman has to plead her case in front of fucking Jabba the Hutt who’s just licking his fat chops imagining her in a metal bikini.

Yes. Why the fuck is she standing next to him pleading while they have him set up facing the cameras directly??? What a shithead. I mean, it makes sense, and I know why...but also it’s such bad “optics” that, like at the political hack level you think they’d realize.

And why bother anymore? Like if they’re all saying the quiet part loud anyway why won’t they also just say, “yeah...I’m racist and I meant what I said”? Like is that really a bridge too far for people who are already chanting “send her back” about an American citizen?

He is sooooooo fucking disgusting, inside and out.

Right? The long haired pot smoker sounds...pretty alright to me...

Yessss! Good for you. I saw these teenagers in MAGA hats last week and like, had my line ready and wanted to say it and just completely wimped out when my friend wasn’t like 100% into it. I’m going to remember this comment next time.

Omg I was going to say I’d take two until I saw the $500 price tag hahaha. Crap.  

I think it might be...Justin Timberlake 😬?

Brad Pitt with jowls!!! Friggin Lindsay Lohan circa the parent trap? A masterpiece.

I’m most surprised by the shade of his shins and calves.  He lives in ARIZONA right? Is he allowed outdoors or no....

It’s so interesting, trump’s tweets basically forced the judge to imply that the DOJ was effectively representing trump’s interests as client, not the nation’s (where he makes the Facebook/zuckerberg comparison).  That’s how fucked up and backwards this whole thing is aaaaaack.

I mean, I know you’re closing, but my advice to anyone else in this situation: Move to Maryland!!!! Silver spring and Takoma park = awesome. We moved sight unseen from Seattle and you wouldn’t believe how hard our realtor tried to push us to Virginia suburbs.  Or maybe you would if you’ve been hearing that McLean is…

Exaaaaaactly.  He’s fluent in Spanish the same way he was “born” to be president.