Wait, you mean Julian Castro right? I know he says he’s not fluent.  I meant more that beto might not be as fluent as he thinks...

That’s what I kept thinking.  Like pretty sure beto just self identifies as fluent, nobody is like, testing his skills.  Probably Julian just knows what proper Spanish speaking sounds like so is more self aware of his deficiencies...

Right???? “States’ Rights” is what ALL the racists cry about, Joe! Ugh.

She’s amazing.

Omg.  Needed this good news.  Congrats Mr. Flowers 🙌🙌🙌

Fuuuuuuuuuck 

Omg yes Hahahaha. I live to recommend podcasts 🤦🏻‍♀️ So probably you’ve heard of like serial which is so worth a listen. And undisclosed is great if you’re into like bitty gritty legal procedural stuff. Just generally, try dirty John and also dr. Death. Those both take one story and then talk about it over a…

Right? Seriously, I listen to enough true crime podcasts to know that this has allllllll the markings of a serial killer in escalation. Like, he literally said he can only be sexually fulfilled if the woman he attacks thinks she is going to die. To the woman. Who survived (thank god) and called the police. Do we…

Exactly.   Apparently the judge also told him this “can’t happen” again.  So, nothing to see here everybody.  

Right? 2 years seems...like not near enough even setting aside the sexual assault aspect. This wasn’t like, a bar fight...

The linked article says he got 2 years (🤦🏻‍♀️) for felony assault, less time off for wearing an ankle bracelet, and his sentence was ultimately suspended. So...

Thank you hahaha. It was satisfying.

Oh god. Remember when Maxine waters grilled him and he had those doofus frat bros sitting behind him?

Good thing prestigious judges, like, for instance this guy’s mentor, don’t have a history of sexually harassing their female clerks or anything...

And also how they say it’s “22 pages” like that’s fucking moby dick or something.  Pretty sure freshman in college can manage to properly cite sources in a 22 page document...

Silver Spring MD. 👍

Also:

White lady/ Air BnB host here and I’m about to profile: fucking, the ONLY guests I have ever had issues with are old white ladies. The pillows were down not hypoallergenic (they checked the label) and they can’t stay; the fucking...unlit scented candle in the separate bathroom was making them sick and they had to…

Like, ok she didn’t look up the historical origins of algebra.  But the fucking k in k-pop literally stands for the name of a different country...and tacos? I...I can’t.

Yes.  With Jeffrey dean morgan as Indy sr., or whatever the name of dean Connery’s character was.  For us old ladies in the back.