Omg nooooooooooooo thanks. Ugh.  I started it but...shudder

Yes second to this heavyweight recommend! I was never a huge fan but was 100% over him after listening to it.  

Omg whaaaaaaaaaat???? Hahaha.  That. Is. Disgusting.  

Exactly...it just seems so much easier! Like at least try it before you have prosthetic balls put in?

Riiiiiight? Like I’m pretty sure I’ve had multiple sexual encounters with a partner before even noticing their testicles? But I guess if they were dinosaur-egg sized...

This is the best take.

Right? By the time a woman sees your testicles you’re well on your way to sex...and revealing giant swollen testicles is a pretty sure-fire way to kill whatever was about to happen.

You paint quite a picture 😬

To each their own.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

Some partners at my last firm billed twice that.  And I don’t even think that’s like...high high.  Not that it’s right or whatever just that it’s kind of industry standard 

Pitocin is the fucking stuff of nightmares. I didn’t have it second labor and let me tell you...it’s better. I mean, still hellish, but better. If you decide to go for it again.

Last night I felt like...warren/Harris or Harris/warren would be pretty exciting.  

Anyone feeling shitty about all the horrible news today: watch the warren clip.  I smiled for like a whole minute.

“He doesn’t have the cajones to carry Sebastian-level energy.” - the ninth grader that still lives in my subconscious

McConnell doesn’t deserve the glee a shroom high can bring. I only support him taking up the habit if we leave him tripping, by himself, watching “The Cell,” in the dark.  Which may or may not reflect an actual bad trip Lwiggy once had...

The “blown off” comment is like, so illustrative of his mind set...like he’s just sitting back and all the little humans scurrying around are for his entertainment. A rabbi tragically mutilated by a white supremacist likely emboldened by Trump’s presence and rhetoric is just a bystander in an action movie whose…

He’s bad at this guys.  He’s not electable, he’s kind of an idiot.

Yessssssssss. Watch to the end!!!!!

A Washington state nurse coached me into and through a vaginal delivery when the doctor had given up and started talking about the need for a c section. She turned me on my side and baby was out in like 5 pushes.