Late to this convo but I literally cringe when I have no bookmark and have to crease pages.  This guy is off the list for sure.

Right? She’s a pretty tiny lady.

Oh no.  This actually makes sense.  Trump wants him to be chief of staff but doesn’t approve of his hair (guffaw!).  That’s terrifying.

Her hair tho. If I had married a hella corrupt fascist (which, I wouldn’t have) I’d for suuuure be using some of that blood money on Oneida bright blonde and a good stylist. 

Yup, came here to say this.

Junior category picked a solid winner too.  

Omg, “senile id with feet.” Dead on.  

Oh god, I had to see. Apart from the just overall grossness of victim blaming and racism...is Rhianna known for using LSD? Kinda seems like some middle aged sad white person’s idea of what drugs celebrities might do...because, you know, that’s what the Beatles did?

If “horseface” was post workshopping...like, what did he go in with?

Right? He’s a horrible, horrible person, but this is a sad story. I can’t remember if we know much about his family, but why weren’t they helping a third grade child understand proper hygiene?

Same same same same saaaame.  It keeps me up at night 😬

I mean, if it stops them from all the assault and bar fights...I kind of wish Squee had taught Bart O Kavanaugh this trick.

So Depp seems like he’s describing the Texas Belt Buckle thing as...something guys do to themselves? Like, why though? 😬

Can all the chicks who’ve fought or nearly been fought by a man in a bar for turning down unwanted sexual advances tweet our stories too? When I was young and drunk I was also hella mouthy, so I have some doozies...

Yeah, but we’re you the asshole that STARTED the fight for no reason? If not, you can’t be Supreme Court justice. Super studs only need apply.

Here visiting a red state with my crazy white maga-in-laws who knew allllllll about that shooting from fox and drudge. So some white folks paid attention, but for the wrong reasons.

Yeah. I know who the couple was because of that face sniffing thing...but I really need the porn meme explained. What the hell is going on here?

😬 it made me physically uncomfortable. 

I mean, they also didn’t say they were were shocked and appalled or whatever, or even make an effort at pretending. Like, none of this is surprising, but it just shows how aware the White House is that Trump’s base is not at all bothered by his having a white supremacist speech writer.

Booze/Drugs/Youth/Poor self-esteem