This is poetic. 

And those super groomed brows plus overbuilt upper body = every jackass dude I dated in college. He is so obviously attempting to compensate for some deep insecurity.*

Omg this giffffffff 👌❤️

Right? Like let’s obliterate her sense of sexual autonomy before she’s even conscious of it. This motherfucker.

Right? The talents of being beautiful, having sex on tape, and ultimately making millions is not any more or less “real” than throwing a ball and getting tackled or whatever.  Like that it literally the point of the article!! So much misogyny.

Sums up my childhood, right there.

Seconded

My friend, good on you. Nursing was so so so hard with my second and I was so so so hard on myself for hating it so much. I wish I had more people around like you to talk sense.

Silver spring!!!!!! Let's get on this. 

She's seriously awful. Like so bad.

😂thank you

Same!!!!! Could it be a M/F thing?

Hold up tho. Is it a dude thing to poop before you pee? Like, I guess I knew it was theoretically possible...

Yeah, that’s a bummer. Also Louis C.K. in Season 2 (? I think ?).

Seconded. Re: parks and rec...

It’s all about finding the correct booze to cocaine ratio.

I got ripe once too (shudder). Among other ridiculous things. Just ask “when are you due?,” people, and don’t try to get cute.

Yeah, he looks right at the camera as he walks away. He saw him and the hat. He knows. Amazing.

Yesss, thank you. I had to scroll down through the serious comments looking for my petty people. What the hell? And isn’t his wife kind of young and stylish where she could advise him against that foolishness?