Pepsi drinkers are terrible people with terrible tastes.

How do I watch this? Is it on Hulu? E! Online? I'm one of those people who's real sanctimonious about not having cable so……

I kinda wish he'd been like bruh have you seen my wife? I got the hottest chick in the game wearing my chain

I love how completely he seduces her in under a minute. Like, "Mike, buddy, I could fuck your girlfriend if I wanted to. I could fuck all the girlfriends."

Kensington Palace added that the Duchess's Hyperemisis Gravidarum is much improved.

The whole time I was like:

#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES

"And I compared Southern belles to hummingbirds, and it was like - oh gosh, it was an experience."

"... did you."

Well, it's pretty clear that Chilli and I are never going to be BFFs.

So we're done with blow jobs now, right? Wrap it up, ladies, the bros have spoken.

Ah the good ol' "I'M not the pervert... YOU'RE the pervert!"

I like errything about Colin Farrell, he can sell me a cologne that smells like a moldy cooler and I would like it.

I don't know if that is his actual response. I made it up based on my assumptions of what he would say.

His response is perfect. It's like walking around town holding a dildo and when anyone says "What the fuck, thats a dick" you say, "Nope, you see a dick because thats your issue, to me its a stick."

Ok but question, did they leave? Or did they just take an extended bathroom break and when they came back they were flushed and breathless and stuff?

Her crime: Not giving a fuck.

As a woman that looks visibly middle aged in Hollywood I can assure you she has been discriminated against.

bye felicia.

bye

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