It's funny, because I want Wendy Williams to just shut up in general.

Waking up to this headline is the best feeling. Go Malala!

OK, that was FREAKING HILARIOUS! I loved his outraged: 'you're not even doing the count down!' comments through it. He was kinda horrified that she wasn't obeying the rules. And when he realized how tough it would be to get his bikini line done... I almost lost it. And God bless Ellen for reminding him 'your wife…

Totally. How is it bothering them exactly? It's clearly one of those situations in which it is obvious that it is not the pumpkin spice but you (the one bothered by pumpkin spice).

I've lost my patience for people who are annoyed by pumpkin spice.

You seem to have quite the disdain for Jezebel, yet you are still here commenting and reading articles? 0/10, you're not trolling correctly.

So the woman who got scratched has until the next blood moon to kill the original one or she turns into Amanda Bynes, right?

Again I pose the question: Why are you reading this

This is seriously catchy! I love these two now.

Ok, this was awesome. Lena Dunham dancing in her underwear was amazing. I think they had a good idea here, really, with people stating what really matters to them (not that it's only one thing usually), and using that as a reason to vote. I think too often young people feel like it's difficult to be a part of the…

I like Fred's response the best, I guess women's rights is cool too.

For a second I thought that was your guess for the baby name.

I bet he smells like weed, bronzer, and lube. He's just got that vibe.

PLEASE LET ONE OF THE MEN BE JESSE WILLIAMS

Undoubtedly like Derek Zoolander Jr.

BLESS, PART TWO. we're all in this situation together, you know?

I've only got the one tattoo, so I'm no expert. I mean, maybe there's a good reason that Lady Gaga's bare ass has to be fully exposed while the artist works on her upper back. Maybe.

I have no idea what the point of this was, but it was about Rihanna and therefore I approve. Will The Rih Rihport be a regular feature? I vote yes.

Different mentality. Doesn't sound like the kid considers himself a victim, he thought it was consensual. Obviously these two should be arrested and charged (they really should know better), but hopefully people don't force the kid to view himself as a victim.